I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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