Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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