Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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