Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
We have started to decorate penises.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
My vagina is officially offended.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
