some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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