I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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