let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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