I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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