Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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