It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
only you would photoshop your dick
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
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