Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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