I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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