My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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