are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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