i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Randomize
