Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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