Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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