how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
be right there i have to get my cape
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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