I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
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