I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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