i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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