I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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