Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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