More tranny stories later!
I wish I could teleport
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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