Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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