and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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