So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
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Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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