i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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