Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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