Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
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