and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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