I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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