Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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