what if I'm pregnant?
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office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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