I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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