What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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