For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
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