we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
God, I missed his penis.
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