just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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