that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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