Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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