well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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