dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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