Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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