with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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