so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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