the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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