Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
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