We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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