The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Randomize
